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lariosstorm:

reptiliaherps:

zachanddanaarequitemessedup:

Snake side of tumblr! This cutie slithered into class today. Can someone help me identify it? It was caught in southeast Georgia 

I was thinking it was either a corn snake, garter snake, milk snake, or rat snake, but I’m not 100% :/ maybe reptiliaherps knows? 

Checkered pattern makes me think garter snake. 

Can we just talk about the guy in the photos, and how happy he is like he just found his familiar.

Reblogging for that comment

pleasestopbeingsad:

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GIVEAWAY CONTEST!

alternative-pokemon-art:

Now that I’ve reached 70,000 followers (!!!), I figured it was high time to do a little giveaway. And I just so happened to be at Comicon today, so I picked up a little something that I thought would make the perfect prize!

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Prize: This adorable four-inch chibi Mew plushie!

RULES:

  • You must be following me.
  • You can like and reblog as often as you want to increase your chances of winning.
  • I will NOT accept entries from giveaway blogs. (And I will be checking, so don’t bother trying to fool me.)
  • You must be willing to give me your address (don’t worry, I promise I’m not a creeper).
  • I don’t care where you live. I’ll ship to anywhere in the world.
  • Leave your ask box open so that I can inform you if you’ve won.
  • If you win, I will send a message to your ask box. If you don’t respond within 48 hours, another winner will be chosen at random.

The winner will be chosen at random on May 20th, 2014. Good luck!

~ Holly (Alternative Pokemon Art)

Edit: NO U LIL SHIT YOU CANNOT HAVE MY RAT, I WILL DESTROY YOU

GIVEAWAY CONTEST!

alternative-pokemon-art:

Now that I’ve reached 70,000 followers (!!!), I figured it was high time to do a little giveaway. And I just so happened to be at Comicon today, so I picked up a little something that I thought would make the perfect prize!

image

Prize: This adorable four-inch chibi Mew plushie!

RULES:

  • You must be following me.
  • You can like and reblog as often as you want to increase your chances of winning.
  • I will NOT accept entries from giveaway blogs. (And I will be checking, so don’t bother trying to fool me.)
  • You must be willing to give me your address (don’t worry, I promise I’m not a creeper).
  • I don’t care where you live. I’ll ship to anywhere in the world.
  • Leave your ask box open so that I can inform you if you’ve won.
  • If you win, I will send a message to your ask box. If you don’t respond within 48 hours, another winner will be chosen at random.

The winner will be chosen at random on May 20th, 2014. Good luck!

~ Holly (Alternative Pokemon Art)

Edit: NO U LIL SHIT YOU CANNOT HAVE MY RAT, I WILL DESTROY YOU

onionfairy:

hey i don’t want these so like/reblog as much as u want and ill pick a winner tomorrow, 2/8 at 5pm est!
(have your ask box open)

 HUGE GIVEAWAY!

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Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly MARCH 29th 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. p.s. our previous urls were snuggle and drinken.

  • THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)

ONE WINNER, WINS ALL OF THE ITEMS. (ONLY 1 Winner)

Rules:

  1. Must be following ilypizza & Cuddling 
  2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.

REBLOGS ONLY

  • no likes please
  • We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere, so don’t feel that just because you don’t live in the USA you can’t win.)

If you have any questions just message us HERE or HERE

  • GIVEAWAY ENDS ON MARCH 29TH, 2014 (to allow us enough time to ship the items to the winner before our spring break)

Items:

  1. Macbook Pro - $1300
  2. IPad 2 (16g) - $400
  3. IPhone 5s (gold & 32g) - $300
  4. Bose Speaker (bluetooth) - $200
  5. Galaxy S4- $350
  6. Kindle Fire HD- $200
  7. Go Pro- $400
  8. Fossil Watch- $250
  9. Pandora Bracelet (2 charms)- $240
  10. Tiffany & Co necklace- $120
  11. Life Proof case- $100
  12. 9 IPhone 5 cases- $100
  13. IPhone 5 headphones- $10

TOTAL = $3,970

head-dwelling-tiewearing-pikachu:

I was looking through my weed the other day when this particular bud reminded me of a Pokémon… I believe it`s safe to say I will be referring to weed as Wormadam for quite some time now XD

head-dwelling-tiewearing-pikachu:

I was looking through my weed the other day when this particular bud reminded me of a Pokémon… I believe it`s safe to say I will be referring to weed as Wormadam for quite some time now XD

head-dwelling-tiewearing-pikachu:

Me: *Accidently turns light switch off*

Zach: “Dana, you’ve turned black!”

Me: *the most sincere voice ever* “I didn’t mean too…” 

head-dwelling-tiewearing-pikachu:

Me: *Accidently turns light switch off*

Zach: “Dana, you’ve turned back!”

Me: *the most sincere voice ever* “I didn’t mean too…”